For you today's a special day,
It comes but once a year.
I hope it's great in every way,
This day that loved ones share.
Birthdays put some in a state,
The reason is I'm told.
Because they absolutely hate,
The thought of growing old.
So all you want to do is hide,
Consumed with bitter rage.
You look old, so feel old inside,
Thus lie about your age.
Old age sucks old age sucks old age sucks you know.
Stop being smart about my age or I'll fark you up you hoe...
Please m8 don't you think like that,
Be brave and just accept.
That you are now an old dingbat,
That hot guys now reject..
Being old don't always suck,
Did I forget to mention.
Now you're old, there's some good luck,
Like you can get the pension.
Sooo smile you've got it in the bag,
Inside you should feel sunny.
Cos now that you're a wrinkley hag,
Winz gives you more money.
Old age sucks old age sucks old age sucks you know.
Stop being smart about my age or I'll fark you up you hoe...
Embrace old age and you will see,
Embrace this from the start.
Do this and you'll always be,
Do forever young at heart...
If I'm wrong, it won't be fun,
Your youth you'll sadly miss.
For now your old each time you run,
You'll also fart and piss...
I know these truths must hurt your heart,
But that's just the beginning.
We've herd you do the rankest fart,
Thats ends some heads a spinning.
I wonder now if that is why,
Each time I'm at your place.
I end up leaving really high,
And sometimes off my face..
I now know why you stay indoors,
And never go outside.
Cos if I had a face like your's,
I too would farking hide.
Old age sucks old age sucks old age sucks you know.
Stop being smart about my age or I'll fark you up you hoe...
Whateva you old mother farker.
U old mouldy wrinkly rat faced geriatric cronie old biarch ha ha ha .... Ha ha haha ha