Trailer blues

6 days agoAria v1
I huffed till the sunrise, sweat rollin’ off my brow, That trailer just grinned, said ā€œbuddy, not right now.ā€ My spine hit the chorus-line, cracked a note in D, While the neighbours filmed the fail and posted it for free. Got them *can’t-lift-the-trailer* blues, My ego’s bruised in brand-new shoes. Gravity’s smug, my back’s confused, Lord, I’m singin’ them can’t-lift-the-trailer… bluuues!

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