I huffed till the sunrise, sweat rollin’ off my brow,
That trailer just grinned, said “buddy, not right now.”
My spine hit the chorus-line, cracked a note in D,
While the neighbours filmed the fail and posted it for free.
Got them *can’t-lift-the-trailer* blues,
My ego’s bruised in brand-new shoes.
Gravity’s smug, my back’s confused,
Lord, I’m singin’ them can’t-lift-the-trailer… bluuues!
