I huffed till the sunrise, sweat rollinā off my brow,
That trailer just grinned, said ābuddy, not right now.ā
My spine hit the chorus-line, cracked a note in D,
While the neighbours filmed the fail and posted it for free.
Got them *canāt-lift-the-trailer* blues,
My egoās bruised in brand-new shoes.
Gravityās smug, my backās confused,
Lord, Iām singinā them canāt-lift-the-trailer⦠bluuues!