âWelcome to Pottymouthed â a parenting showâŠ
Weâre winginâ it daily, thought you should know.â
âWeâve read all the blogs, weâve tried all the hacksâŠâ
Still found a Cheerio stuck to our backs.â
âWeâre tired and sticky, we mumble and swearâŠâ
âWe once had our minds. Not sure theyâre still there.â
âItâs tantrums and teething, itâs snot on our jeansâŠâ
âWe laugh so we donât fall apart at the seams.â
âPottymouthed â where we vent, joke, and cryâŠâ
âWe donât have the answers, but hey â we try!â
âSo pour the cold coffee, and come take a seatâŠâ
âItâs chaos, itâs love⊠and crushed snacks on your feet.â