âWelcome to Pottymouthed â a parenting showâŚ
Weâre winginâ it daily, thought you should know.â
âWeâve read all the blogs, weâve tried all the hacksâŚâ
Still found a Cheerio stuck to our backs.â
âWeâre tired and sticky, we mumble and swearâŚâ
âWe once had our minds. Not sure theyâre still there.â
âItâs tantrums and teething, itâs snot on our jeansâŚâ
âWe laugh so we donât fall apart at the seams.â
âPottymouthed â where we vent, joke, and cryâŚâ
âWe donât have the answers, but hey â we try!â
âSo pour the cold coffee, and come take a seatâŚâ
âItâs chaos, itâs love⌠and crushed snacks on your feet.â