Oh, Eion, Eion, he's one of our own!
He loves Liverpool, he's never alone!
With Lauren by his side, they cheer with all their might,
For the Reds of Anfield, shining ever so bright!
He's sorting PPC, making ads appear,
But come lunchtime, a meal deal, clear!
Sandwich and a snack, a drink so sweet,
And for afters, a little sweet treat!
Jasper the dog, barks for the Reds!
No matter the score, it's always "Onwards, lads!"
From the spreadsheet to the Kop, his passion does gleam,
Eion, Eion, Liverpool's his dream!
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!
EION! EION!