(The track opens with discordant sleigh bells fading into heavy

(The track opens with discordant sleigh bells fading into heavy bass drops and muffled moans) (Verse 1) Thick heat in December air, Snowflakes melt in chest hair swirls, Two giants tangled 'neath the pine glare, Grinding slow as the tinsel unfurls— Velvet ropes bind mistletoe loops, Palms slap rhythm on sweat-slicked slopes, Nutcracker teeth grip a cocoa nape, While tremors crack the hardwood shape! (Synth stabs mimic jiggling flesh textures) (Chorus) Jiggle man t**s like ornaments sway! Shakin' balls to a holiday bray— Zesty gokgok 'neath the LED glow, Big black kings melt the ice below! Suck dick 'til the North Star blinks, Gentle guy sighs when the pleasure links— Fill stockings thick with creamy cheer, Gay Yule tide roarin' in all ears! (Verse 2) Fireplace cracks shift oak logs deep, Thighs like sequoias crush velvet sheets, Balls swing pendulous, heavy and steep, Slappin' time on a rhythm that bleeds— Ribbon-bound wrists shed silk confetti, Frosted nubs beg for wet confetti, Sub-bass quakes shake the polar ice, Sweeter than stolen honeycomb slices. (Bridge: Ambient choir morphs into guttural chants) Hark! How the herald angels gasp, Watchin' shadow giants grasp hip to grasp— Peppermint trails on lickin' maps, Christmas pudding served without wraps! (Chorus) (x2 with layered throaty harmonies) Jiggle man t**s like ornaments sway! Shakin' balls to a holiday bray— Zesty gokgok 'neath the LED glow, Big black kings melt the ice below! Suck dick 'til the North Star blinks, Gentle guy sighs when the pleasure links— Fill stockings thick with creamy cheer, Gay Yule tide roarin' in all ears!