[Intro]
*(Smooth synth beats with ocean waves in the background)*
[Verse 1]
Yo, Iâm SpongeBob SquarePants, straight out the pineapple pad,
Flip burgers at the Krusty Krab, but tonight we get rad,
Sippinâ on a coral colada, jellyfish on the low,
Sandyâs in the lab, cookinâ up that Texas glow.
Got Patrick starinâ dumb, like âWhere the party at?â,
Plankton scheminâ in the dark, tryna steal my patty stack,
But Iâm chillinâ like a villain, Snoop-D-O-double-G,
Rippinâ waves in my square trunks, feel the kelp groove in me.
[Chorus]
Bikini Bottom Flow, let the tide pull you slow,
From the surface to the trench, where the neon glow,
Krabby Patty in one hand, mic drop in the sand,
SpongeBobâs on the b**t, yeah, we rockinâ the land!
[Verse 2]
Squidwardâs on the clarinet, but he missinâ the vibe,
Gary purrinâ in the cut, like âAyo, letâs rideâ,
Dolphin giggles, rainbow rides, under seafoam skies,
Mr. Krabs countinâ cash, but we countinâ good times.
Hookah bubble beats, got the whole reef swayinâ,
Neptuneâs crown tipped back, while the plankton playinâ,
Eastside to the West Coast, we bridge the divide,
SpongeBobâs got the juice, now the whole oceanâs amplified.
[Bridge]
Jump on the snail train, glide through the tide,
No drama in this panorama, just a sponge and his pride,
Sippinâ on sea-salt sunshine, yeah, we cool, we rare,
If you doubtinâ my rhythm, jellyfish donât care!
[Outro]
*(Fades out with ukulele twangs and bubbling undertow)*