one day i was busy gooning(to my grandma) until i heard a strange noise from downstairs (i stopped gooning) i went down stairs to check it out (i had no clothes on and my gyat was slapping with my semen)i opened the bathroom door and i saw my uncle choking his sausage with my finding nemo hand soap. next day i was walking down the street and people were throwing water balloons at me(filled with black ink) so i took my clothes off and started chasing them waggling my wiener at them to assert my dominance they called the police and i got arrested.