[Verse 1]
Swipe left, swipe right, rewind, now play,
The pool is a puddle and the men go āslay.ā
Six foot, six pack, six-figure goal,
Triple-six dating: welcome to hellhole.
Boxing bell rings? Please, thatās just chat,
Featherweight feels with a mouth like a brat.
Skipped leg day and therapy too,
All biceps, no bandwidth, what a breakthrough.
[Pre-Chorus]
You ghosted me twice, now youāre crawling back?
Didnāt know āsorryā came with a panic attack.
Said I was āthe one,ā couldnāt show up by text,
Gave future fakes, now youāre just my ex.
[Chorus]
Call me now? Sorry, wrong dimension.
I blocked your number and your intention.
Wedding ring? That coal wonāt shine,
You canāt spell āusā without āundermined.ā
[Verse 2]
Trophy wife? Iām Olympic-grade bold,
Youāre a tantrum in sneakers, a story half-told.
Tried to go for gold? Didnāt even place,
Drowned in your filter, blurred out your face.
[Pre-Chorus]
Submission? Cute. But I quit the show,
Tired of clowns mistaking āyesā for āgo.ā
āHigh-value manā? Oh babe, itās bleak,
Markdown bin, expired next week.
[Chorus]
Call me now? Sorry, wrong dimension.
This hotlineās closed for ego prevention.
Wedding ring? Nah, just a smoke ring dream,
Sold me forever, then vanished mid-scene.
[Bridge]
Fragile male ego, vacuum sealed tight,
Still can't lift a convo but flex at midnight.
Held up the mirror, you hated the view,
I changed the locks and the storyline too.
[Verse 3]
I gave you the manual, you used it for kindling,
Set fire to grace, now itās me thatās winning.
Tantrums vs tactics? I play long games,
You chase applause, I rewrite names.
[Outro]
Swipe with caution, sparks ignite,
Lovebomb Shellshock: your dating birthright.
Burned the rulebook, rewrote the play,
And babe, I never swipe halfway.