Zard the Blade of Shadows

[Verse 1] In the shadows he crept through the valley of flame, With daggers so sharp and a fearsome-some name. He backstabbed and vanished, a ghost in the mist, But there’s one little thing all the ladies had missed... [Chorus] Oh Zard, mighty rogue, quick as a dart, You’ll steal all the gold but not many hearts. They whisper in Darnassus and Stormwind alike: "He’s deadly at night... but not much to strike." [Verse 2] He poisoned his blade with a sinister grin, Slipped past the guards, took the treasure within. But at inn rooms and love dens, he’d always retreat, When the pants hit the floor, he admitted defeat. [Chorus] Oh Zard, mighty rogue, swift as the breeze, You’ll silence a mage with the greatest of ease. But wenches all giggle and druids all scoff, When your stealth drops, and your pants fall off. [Bridge] “Size don’t matter!” ol’ Zard would declare, While stuffing a sock with a goblin’s glare. He’s got courage and cunning, that’s perfectly true— Just wish his sword was two-handed too. [Final Chorus] So raise up your mugs for the rogue of the night, Who pickpockets dragons and wins every f***t. He’s small in one way, but in legend stands tall— Zard the rogue, the sneak of them all!