Modi ji aaye chai leke,
Shehbaz bola: “O bhai, biscuit bhi de!”
Dono mile selfie zone mein,
Peeche likha tha: “Deal signed Rome mein!”
Ek ne bola: “56 inch da scene ae,”
Doosra bola: “Oye, sadi currency lean ae!”
Public poochhe paisa kidhar gaya,
Smile de ke dono ne kaha: “Bas hawa mein ud gaya!”
Modi-Shehbaz mil gaye ek safar mein,
Tax badhaya dono ne milkar calendar ke har mahine mein.
Kabhi bullet train, kabhi Metro ki baat,
Par gareeb ab bhi line mein kha raha sookhi daal!
Shehbaz kehnda: “Modi bro, yaad ae school ke din?”
Modi bola: “Tab tu bhi tha King, main bhi tha thin!”
Dosti mein kar diya cash ka connection,
Bank balance mein chhupa gaya election ka tension.
Modi bola: “Main UPI ka boss hoon,”
Shehbaz bola: “Main IMF ka floss hoon!”
Ban gaya Fraud Club ek naya naam,
Jahan file gayi bank mein, aur awaam gayi kaam!
Modi: “Mere desh mein digital India hai!”
Shehbaz: “Mere desh mein digital bill zyada hai!”
Modi: “Main le aaya cheetah Africa se!”
Shehbaz: “Main generator le aaya Lahore ke bazaar se!”
Modi: “Main Ram Mandir banwa raha hoon!”
Shehbaz: “Main Twitter pe trend chala raha hoon!”
Dono ne milke banaya drama ka script,
Public ne bola: “Yeh duo hai full-time skit!”
Kabhi Delhi, kabhi Riyadh ka visa,
Shehbaz ki plate mein biryani, Modi ke haath mein pizza.
Bahar tour, andar speech,
Public boli: “Inki dosti hai full outreach!”
Election time, mic ready, sabka mood set,
Modi ne bola: “Main Vishwaguru, no regret!”
Shehbaz bola: “Main ab serious leader hoon!”
Public boli: “Tum dono acting ke feeder hoon!”
Petrol badh gaya, salary gayi neeche,
Dono ke meme viral ho rahe hain peeche peeche.
Shehbaz dance kare, Modi kare clap,
Background mein baj raha Desi rap!
Ek tha Shehbaz, ek tha Modi,
Dono ne milke likhi political comedy.
Vote liya pyar se, speech di style se,
Public sochti: “Yeh dono aaye kaunse file se?”