[Acoustic Guitar intro]
Some things with DOGE are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on DOGE's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
[Chorus]
Always blame the DCMA, for strife
Always blame the DCMA, my friend
[Verse 1]
If DOGE seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh, smile, dance, and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And
[Chorus]
Always blame the DCMA for strife
(Come on)
Always blame the DCMA, my friend
(C'mon Jen, cheer up)
[Verse 2]
For DOGE is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
[Chorus]
So always look on the bright side my friend
Just before you draw your terminal breath
[Verse 3]
DCMA's a piece of shit,
When you look at it
DCMA's a laugh and DOGE's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And
[Chorus]
Always blame the DCMA for strife
Always blame the DCMA, my friend
(C'mon Josh, cheer up)
[Outro]
Always blame the DCMA, my friend
(C'mon Rick, cheer up)
Always blame the DCMA for strife
(Worse things happen at sea, you know?)
Always look on the bright side of life
(I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing,
You're going back to nothing,
What have you lost?, Nothing!)
Always blame the DCMA, my friend
(C'mon Jake, cheer up)
Always look on the bright side of life
(Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?)
(Cheer up you old bugger,
c'mon give us a grin,
There y’are, see?)
(It's the end of our team)
(Incidentally, this the last East Region Baby Friday Song)
Always look on the right side of life
(Some of us got to live as well, you know?)
Always blame the DCMA for strife
(All right, that's a wrap, let's get this place knocked down
The whole shit show's is dismantled in few weeks
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish, Gary?)
Always look on the right side of life
(They'll never make their money back, you know,
I told them, I said to him, Brent, I said, they'll never make their money back)
Always blame the DCMA… again!
Always look on the bright side of life…