Nightly Shart Quest

[Intro] [Verse 1] Moonlight crawls, the city’s asleep, Boots on the ground, secrets I keep, Manhole whispers, a stinky cue, Down to the sewers—I’ve got work to do! Eyes in the dark, my flashlight gleams, Hunting for treasures in murky streams, One man’s *shart* is another’s gold, A quest so wild, it’s gotta be told! [Chorus] Oh, I yearn for the shart, the midnight prize, A funky relic ‘neath urban skies, Every night I dive, no regrets, no shame, Collecting the chaos—no two the same! Oh, I yearn for the shart, it calls my name, A dirty anthem, a reckless game! [Verse 2] Gloves on tight, I sift and I probe, A curator of chaos, my heart’s full globe, The world up above? They’ll never know, The art of the shart in the undertow! Shadows giggle, the pipes hum low, A symphony of sludge, a rhythmic flow, My mission’s absurd, my purpose is clear— To gather the proof that mischief was here! [Bridge] They say I’m cracked, a sewer sage, But I’m the hero of this modern age! A rebel with a shovel, a grin so wide, The king of the drip in the underground tide! [Chorus] Oh, I yearn for the shart, the midnight prize, A funky relic ‘neath urban skies, Every night I dive, no regrets, no shame, Collecting the chaos—no two the same! [Outro]