Velvet Superiority

[Intro] [Verse 1] Sip your latte with a pinky raised high, Mirrored shades reflect a curated sky. You quote Kierkegaard but miss the point, A vintage blazer with a synthetic joint. [Chorus] Oh, velvet superiority, A crossword puzzle of your pedigree. Jangle guitars hum your vanity, New wave synths scream your sanity. [Verse 2] Name-drop Basquiat at a dive bar show, Your vinyl collection’s a performative glow. Monocle whispers, “I’m deeper than prose,” But your poetry’s just a TikTok pose. [Chorus] Oh, velvet superiority, A crossword puzzle of your pedigree. Jangle guitars hum your vanity, New wave synths scream your sanity. [Bridge] You’re a hologram in a gilded frame, A palindrome of ego and shame. The crowd applauds your hollow refrain, A standing ovation for the charade you sustain. [Outro] [Chorus] Oh, velvet superiority, A crossword puzzle of your pedigree. Jangle guitars hum your vanity, New wave synths scream your sanity. [Outro]