Magnar was sittin’ lonely, nursin’ a cold beer,Neon lights a-gl

Magnar was sittin’ lonely, nursin’ a cold beer, Neon lights a-glowin’, but no cowboy near. Then Norm walked in, muscles wide as the door, Said “Howdy, partner, mind if I buy one more?” Nothing happened at the Fargo Gay Bar, Just two old cowboys talkin’ under neon stars. I told my buddies, “Boys, don’t you go too far— ‘Cause nothing happened at the Fargo Gay Bar.” We talked ‘bout tractors, we talked ‘bout trucks, Then he leaned in close, Lord, I was thunderstruck. Next thing I know, we’re dancin’ ‘cross that floor, And I swore to my friends, “Don’t ask me no more.” Nothing happened at the Fargo Gay Bar, Just two-steppin’ cowboys strummin’ old guitars. I told the fellas, “Don’t be raisin’ no jar— ‘Cause nothing happened at the Fargo Gay Bar.” Now every Friday night I swear I won’t go back, But Norm’s got a smile that keeps me on track. When Saturday mornin’ rolls around once more, I’m hummin’ country love songs walkin’ out his door. Nothing happened at the Fargo Gay Bar, But I’m ridin’ with Norm in his big ol’ car. I tell my buddies, “Boys, it ain’t what you think,” But my heart’s gone wild when he buys me that drink. Yeah, nothing happened at the Fargo Gay Bar… ‘Cept a cowboy lovin’ me just the way I are.