Itās a beautiful morning
The birds are singing
Open my curtains and see the boys are waiting
Getting on the tour bus
people cheering
Open a couple beers glasses clinking
This aināt no ordinary tour
The boys are singing
This is the bang bus and weāre out whoring
Gonna stop in distant lands slay some man meat
Itās bus of dreams and we wonāt be sleeping
Looking for the finest poles to ride on
Fucking for hours straight heās not leaving tag my best friend in now itās steamy
When this bus is rocking boys come knocking
For a little love or real time fucking
Your hard but man boy im harder,
This girth is yours so bend right over
No safe words or pull outs unless itās on that face
Iām really long and your really strong so grip that meat and blow me until the loads start flowing
Letās make another stop and get some real fresh man meat
Gonna shower these dudes with my love so letās get this bus moving
This is like the broke back mountain of bus tours and Iāll leave you gaping
Trained my whole damn life just to be here
Your a*s is fine and my man meats growing
So Iāll grip those thighs and Iāll start thrusting
I hope this never ends because Iām in heaven.