It’s always something special, she thinks I’d love to do
It’s every way but loose, and that’s just sadly true
I’m coming’ while I’m goin’, I’m out here running blind
Cause a man can’t do two things at a time
[Verse 2]
Well here I am in trouble, not quite sure why again
I’m out of my league, I just can’t seem to win
It’s this and that and the other thing, too much for this old mind
Cause a man can’t do two things at a time
[Chorus]
A man can’t do two things at a time, You’d think I’m livin’ my life on her dime
I don’t have any time to prove it, and It’s such a hard steep climb
But a man can’t do two things at a time
[Bridge]
Last time I got my list, one line drew my attention
On the bottom it said get this done on time
She said when I got done, I could have myself some fun
I’m sure that’s just another big fat lie
[Verse 3]
I thought when I’d retired, I’d have more time for me
But now I jump and run, to only her needs
What happened to the Fishin’, nights out with pals of mine
But a man can’t do two things at a time
[Chorus]
A man can’t do two things at a time, You’d think I’m livin’ my life on her dime
I don’t have any time to prove it, and It’s such a hard steep climb
But a man can’t do two things at a time
No a man can’t do two things at a time
[Outro]