Pillow Lovin Pug

[Intro] [Verse 1] She ain't no hunter, she ain't no guard Just a snortin’ furball in my backyard But when she spots that ol’ throw pillow She gets that look — and it ain’t mellow [Chorus] She's a pillow-lovin’ pug, can’t get enough Sniffin' and humpin' like she’s fallin' in love Got a pile of 'em stacked high on the rug Lord help me, she's a pillow-lovin’ pug [Verse 2] Tried to train her, bought some new toys Even got her spayed, oh boy oh boy But she don’t care 'bout bones or balls Just chasin’ them cushions down the hall [Chorus] She's a pillow-lovin’ pug, obsessed and proud Gettin’ all frisky when guests come around I say, “Stop it, Baby!” but she gives a shrug That wild-eyed, tail-waggin’ pillow-lovin’ pug [Bridge] Ain’t no shame in what she does She’s got a passion that just won’t budge So I gave her a pillow she can call her own Now she leaves the couch and my guests alone [Chorus] She's a pillow-lovin’ pug, doin’ her thing Makin’ sweet love to a floral king Ain’t no judgment, just a snort and a tug God bless my little pillow-lovin’ pug [Outro]