Gaius

“Gaius” (to the tune/structure of Uptown Girl) (Verse 1) Gaius was a puppy, so cute and sweet Followed Mom around, never missed a b**t Went hunting with Dad, learned tricks with Garry B**t every dog there, made it look so easy He’d fetch and play, loved his food, loved pets Belly rubs all day, no regrets He was goofy, powerful, athletic too Loveable and loyal, through and through (Chorus) Gaius, he’s the best dog in the world He’s the sweetest, most loving, most loyal little boy Gaius, he’s the fastest dog in the world Beats every dog to the duck, brings us all joy Gaius, he’s the strongest dog in the world Regal, goofy, athletic, loveable and true Gaius, he’s the one we’ll always remember Always first to the duck, always first in our hearts too (Verse 2) Hunting lessons with Garry, sharp and bright Learned all the tricks, always got it right Even far-away ducks couldn’t hide Gaius was there, full of pride At home he’d nap, curled by the fire Loved his family, he’d never tire Good with the kids, gentle and kind Even licking too much, never crossed the line (Chorus) Gaius, he’s the best dog in the world He’s the sweetest, most loving, most loyal little boy Gaius, he’s the fastest dog in the world Beats every dog to the duck, brings us all joy Gaius, he’s the strongest dog in the world Regal, goofy, athletic, loveable and true Gaius, he’s the one we’ll always remember Always first to the duck, always first in our hearts too (Bridge) He got old with grace, a dignified pup Dr. Leonard kept him healthy, kept him up But age came slow, he lived life right Every tail wag, every loving bite Now he’s gone, but his spirit stays In every memory, in all our days We remember the way he ran and played And the love he gave that will never fade (Verse 3) He chased the ball, he chased our hearts B**t every dog, showed off his smarts Loving, goofy, powerful too Gaius, we’re so proud of you (Final Chorus) Gaius, he’s the best dog in the world He’s the sweetest, most loving, most loyal little boy Gaius, he’s the fastest dog in the world Beats every dog to the duck, brings us all joy Gaius, he’s the strongest dog in the world Regal, goofy, athletic, loveable and true Gaius, he’s the one we’ll always remember Always first to the duck, always first in our hearts too