Yella belly country town Alabama
Mississippi yee ha Tennessee
my cousin was suckin off livestock
Then he jacked off while watching me
Riding down on the dirt road track
Headed back to mount broke back
I sucked off my bull's 12 inch udder
Then tickled my horse's ball sack
Country music really fuckin blows
But at least it gets all the fine a*s hoes
My dick is bigger than all of Texas
My momma and my family knows
Yee ha here we go
with AI song part two
I bet you thought that shit was over
Well shit lucky for you
I fucked my sister between her sweet a*s t**s
Then my overalls were riding up my arm pits
I told her finish my country boy chode
But my cousin dived in front of the load
My daughter who is also my sister
Was doing sixty nine with my pig
I got a stiffy and I tried to fist her
But she laughed cause my dick ain't that big
Cowboy ranch shithole in Alabama
Suckin my uncle's Yella belly banana
Drinking moonshine and riding a sheep
Watched my sis shitting hiding in a straw heap
Yella belly country town Alabama
Mississippi yee ha Tennessee
my cousin was suckin off livestock
Then he jacked off while my uncle fucked me
Headed on down to the rodeo
Gonna buy me a Banana split
I wear a stupid a*s cowboy hat
While my sister watches me shit
Driving down to Nashville in my daddy's 58 Buick
I took 2 shits in my cowboy hat
while the cop rubbed his nose on my dick
I got pulled over for speeding doing sixty one on route sixty six
I pulled the officer's pants down then rubbed together both our dicks
Ended up in South Carolina where my other uncle's house is
He's also my nephew and son is my dad
So I gargled his bull's jizz
I wanked twice in his outhouse toilet and his wife walked in on me
She had a nice straw hat on so I rubbed out number three
Country music really fuckin blows
But at least it gets all the fine a*s hoes
I got the biggest ball sack in Texas
My daddy and my family knows
After I did some calf roping
on my daddy's slash uncle's farm
I decided to start writing country music
Cause wanking tired out my daughter's arm
I sucked my niece's gooch while drinking some hooch
Then I learnt how to play bass
It's a hillbilly shovel with one string
Plus I shitted in her face
So that's the end of my stupid a*s story
and the end of this shit AI song
Now I'm headed back up the mountain
To rub my nose on my horse's schlong