Title: "Next Door & No Regrets"
[Verse 1]
Old lady thought I’d stay in that marriage from hell
I traded her vows for a life full fun
Packed my bags into my little truck and parked it at the neighbors,in my new parking spot,
Now I’m cookin’ ribs where the gossip can’t reach me no more!
She cried “You’re a cheat!” I said “Girl, you’re a bore—
My new ride’s got curves, like you used to before you let yourself go
[Chorus]
Next door, we live life with no regrets
Divorce papers? Baby, I’m glad we split!
Her porch light’s a spotlight, my girl’s in the scene,
We partyin’ louder than the church’s love machine!
No guilt, just good times, we blast the bass high,
If hell’s got a neighbor, we’re both on the same side
[Verse 2]
Ex’s going to drain me of most my cash
I’m out here trying to provide
My new girl’s got a laugh like a beauty queen
We’re sippin’ moonshine on the swing living life like it was 1969
Was “our , time toghter as bad as it seemed, now it’s drama scean
I’m livin’ at the nieghbors, and the haters can c***e!
[Chorus]
Next door, we live life with no regrets
Divorce papers? Baby, I’m glad we split!
Her porch light’s a spotlight, my girl’s in the scene,
We partyin’ louder than the church’s love machine!
No guilt, just good times, we blast the bass high,
If hell’s got a neighbor, we’re both on the same side
[Bridge]
She tried to swoon me with “Baby, come back,”
I said, “Nah, please just let me go"this was a big mistake
Now we’re throwin’ keggers where the squirrels get drunk,
My ex’s just mad ‘cause we’re both too stumped
[Verse 3]
My girl’s got a tattoo of a “DRAGOH" on her back
We’re racin’ her Jeep through the streets
The neighbors? They love us—hell, their great
They’re bettin’ her cousin’ll be my next bride!
Old marriage? Boring. Now I’m alive—
No rings, just a key to her heart’s VIP!
[Chorus]
Next door, we live life with no regrets
Divorce papers? Baby, I’m glad we split!
Her porch light’s a spotlight, my girl’s in the scene,
We partyin’ louder