Title: "Next Door & No Regrets"
[Verse 1]
Old lady thought Iâd stay in that marriage from hell
I traded her vows for a life full fun
Packed my bags into my little truck and parked it at the neighbors,in my new parking spot,
Now Iâm cookinâ ribs where the gossip canât reach me no more!
She cried âYouâre a cheat!â I said âGirl, youâre a boreâ
My new rideâs got curves, like you used to before you let yourself go
[Chorus]
Next door, we live life with no regrets
Divorce papers? Baby, Iâm glad we split!
Her porch lightâs a spotlight, my girlâs in the scene,
We partyinâ louder than the churchâs love machine!
No guilt, just good times, we blast the bass high,
If hellâs got a neighbor, weâre both on the same side
[Verse 2]
Exâs going to drain me of most my cash
Iâm out here trying to provide
My new girlâs got a laugh like a beauty queen
Weâre sippinâ moonshine on the swing living life like it was 1969
Was âour , time toghter as bad as it seemed, now itâs drama scean
Iâm livinâ at the nieghbors, and the haters can c***e!
[Chorus]
Next door, we live life with no regrets
Divorce papers? Baby, Iâm glad we split!
Her porch lightâs a spotlight, my girlâs in the scene,
We partyinâ louder than the churchâs love machine!
No guilt, just good times, we blast the bass high,
If hellâs got a neighbor, weâre both on the same side
[Bridge]
She tried to swoon me with âBaby, come back,â
I said, âNah, please just let me go"this was a big mistake
Now weâre throwinâ keggers where the squirrels get drunk,
My exâs just mad âcause weâre both too stumped
[Verse 3]
My girlâs got a tattoo of a âDRAGOH" on her back
Weâre racinâ her Jeep through the streets
The neighbors? They love usâhell, their great
Theyâre bettinâ her cousinâll be my next bride!
Old marriage? Boring. Now Iâm aliveâ
No rings, just a key to her heartâs VIP!
[Chorus]
Next door, we live life with no regrets
Divorce papers? Baby, Iâm glad we split!
Her porch lightâs a spotlight, my girlâs in the scene,
We partyinâ louder