Don’t Thump Your Melon by Fitz and Ric

Don’t Thump Your Melon by Fitz and Ric Without your brain stem, you’re a has-been You need it to breathe, and if it didn't regulate consciousness, you wouldn’t see Don’t be late, it controls your heart rate Like a runner in a race, it determines the heart’s pace Don’t thump your melon, you’ll act like a villain Don’t hurt your noggin, you’ll forget your login The cerebellum keeps you on your feet And lets you rub your belly and stomp your feet Without it, you can’t move And if you can’t move, you can’t groove Don’t thump your melon, you’ll act like a villain Don’t hurt your noggin, you’ll forget your login Your emotions come from the system that’s limbic Without it, there are no emotions, and that’s an ick It’s also your behavior It’s quite the savior The corpus callosum Is two parts like a hot dog bun Now isn’t that fun Don’t thump your melon, you’ll act like a villain Don’t hurt your noggin, you’ll forget your login The medulla is small like Hasbulla It lets you swallow And then the food will follow Oh man Frontal lobe helps you plan Parietal lobe is your 5 senses Have you learned your lessons? Temporal lobe processes sound It helps you get around Occipital lobe processes what you see Like the movie about the Bee Don’t thump your melon, you’ll act like a villain Don’t hurt your noggin, you’ll forget your login The somatosensory cortex tells you the temp When the pan is hot, you yelp The personality comes from your Prefrontal Cortex It’ll help you act your best The motor cortex lets you choose to move And if you can’t move, you can’t groove