Jupyter Blues in Slurm Queue

[Intro] [Verse 1] Midnight clicks, my screen’s a mess, Jupyter spins in a loading dress. Kernel crashed, my code’s a ghost, Slurm’s got me waiting like I’m surfing the coast. “Pending, pending,” the queue won’t bend, Error logs haunt me again and again. [Chorus] Ay, código, why you complicado? Slurm’s spinning wheels in a tech tornado. Oh-oh-oh, these nodes won’t comply, Jupyter’s laughing as my deadlines fly! [Verse 2] I submit a job, it’s stuck in the void, “Low priority,” my patience destroyed. GPU dreams turn to CPU tears, Cluster’s silent—no one hears my fears. Python scripts freeze in the midnight air, Slurm’s cold whisper: “Do you even care?” [Chorus] Ay, código, why you complicado? Slurm’s spinning wheels in a tech tornado. Oh-oh-oh, these nodes won’t comply, Jupyter’s laughing as my deadlines fly! [Bridge] Debugging tango, I’m lost in the trance, One bracket missing, it’s all left to chance. Shakira hips don’t lie, but my code’s a fraud, Save my session before it’s erased by the gods! [Chorus] Ay, código, why you complicado? Slurm’s spinning wheels in a tech tornado. Oh-oh-oh, these nodes won’t comply, Jupyter’s laughing as my deadlines fly! [Outro]