We Won't C***e You, Twilight Sparkle

[Intro] [Verse 1] A flicker of light, a slip of the hoof, Toilet’s dark vortex—her glow meets the truth. TikTok’s last meme drowns in watery night, “Save Twilight Sparkle!”—charge into the f***t. [Chorus] We won’t c***e you, Twilight Sparkle, Race against time, we’ll fix every spark. Rice in the storm, but the crystals know better, Silica chants, “We’ll defeat this wet weather!” [Verse 2] Magic tools spark, components laid bare, Gilded circuits hum—a friendship repair. Stubborn drops shiver, retreat from the glow, Shoebox of wonders—gel’s rainbow in tow. [Bridge] Seal the dark waters, let magic breathe deep, Two moons of patience, no tears—only keep. Moisture surrenders, her pixels ignite, The screen bursts with stardust—a harmony bright! [Outro] “You’re saved!” cheers the choir, our anthem takes flight, Twilight’s back online—spark chaos, not fright!