Pool Rules

[Intro – Biggie tone] Uh… Yeah… real petty out here Not about crime—it’s about chlorine Let’s get it… [Verse 1] Who blocked ya? Neighbors poppin’ off, watch ya Lil’ man just splashed, now they callin' him a monster Slip in the gate, water straight like Sinatra But Cheryl by the fence got binoculars, uh Clipboard in hand like it’s Sunday law Sayin' “Only over twelve can swim past four” Yo, it’s 92 degrees, we just tryin’ to dip But they act like swim trunks part of a gang script No floaties, no snacks, no cannonball flips And don’t you dare bring your cousin—he ain’t on the list They want rules like ten commandments A new age limit and a schedule enchantment "Quiet hours" from noon to three? Ma'am, it’s a pool, not a monastery [Hook – sung style] You know rules don’t apply if your name’s on the fb board But they scoldin' my niece like she broke a lord’s sword We pay them dues, still treated like guests At the pool where the drama don’t rest [Verse 2] Chillin' in a lounger, spf 50 sheen Sippin’ on white claw, floatin’ like a dream I’m ghostin’ on the noise, peace in my zone 'Til Shannon shows up snapping pics with her drone Parkin’ warzone—only two spots left And my guest got fined for parkin’ like dunes west But golf carts parkin like three in a row And a sign that says, “Reserved for HOA dough” We vibin’ in the deep end, vibes on stealth Tried to bring a speaker, got fined for my wealth Said the bass too loud, floaty too big Meanwhile they hostin’ wine night like it’s Coachella, kid [Outro – smooth fade] So next time they cite “Section 8, Line 2” I’ma be driftin’, sunscreen slick, sky blue Not stressin’ about power trips or poolside beef Just chillin’ on a float, underneath palm lea