[Intro – Biggie tone]
Uh…
Yeah… real petty out here
Not about crime—it’s about chlorine
Let’s get it…
[Verse 1]
Who blocked ya? Neighbors poppin’ off, watch ya
Lil’ man just splashed, now they callin' him a monster
Slip in the gate, water straight like Sinatra
But Cheryl by the fence got binoculars, uh
Clipboard in hand like it’s Sunday law
Sayin' “Only over twelve can swim past four”
Yo, it’s 92 degrees, we just tryin’ to dip
But they act like swim trunks part of a gang script
No floaties, no snacks, no cannonball flips
And don’t you dare bring your cousin—he ain’t on the list
They want rules like ten commandments
A new age limit and a schedule enchantment
"Quiet hours" from noon to three?
Ma'am, it’s a pool, not a monastery
[Hook – sung style]
You know rules don’t apply if your name’s on the fb board
But they scoldin' my niece like she broke a lord’s sword
We pay them dues, still treated like guests
At the pool where the drama don’t rest
[Verse 2]
Chillin' in a lounger, spf 50 sheen
Sippin’ on white claw, floatin’ like a dream
I’m ghostin’ on the noise, peace in my zone
'Til Shannon shows up snapping pics with her drone
Parkin’ warzone—only two spots left
And my guest got fined for parkin’ like dunes west
But golf carts parkin like three in a row
And a sign that says, “Reserved for HOA dough”
We vibin’ in the deep end, vibes on stealth
Tried to bring a speaker, got fined for my wealth
Said the bass too loud, floaty too big
Meanwhile they hostin’ wine night like it’s Coachella, kid
[Outro – smooth fade]
So next time they cite “Section 8, Line 2”
I’ma be driftin’, sunscreen slick, sky blue
Not stressin’ about power trips or poolside beef
Just chillin’ on a float, underneath palm lea