Yo, it’s Jill on the mic, with Dave on the cam,

Yo, it’s Jill on the mic, with Dave on the cam, World’s our stage, Christmas vibes go bam! “Santa says he’ll be buying the course”:“ No more messy sacks, just wrapping with force!” Got a course for the squad: “12 Wraps so fine,” Teachin’ y’all how to chill while sippin’ your wine. Chutney gone missing? Who did I forget?, Now I’m droppin’ rhymes with no tinsel regrets! [Chorus] One glass of wine, two shiny baubles clink, Three trolls in comments—block ‘em quick, don’t blink! Four gravy spills, five Santa hats askew, Jill’s got the vibe—wrap the world, Festival crew! [Verse 2] Sixth lesson: new knots, make them neat, no limit, Seventh wrap’s a bottle—Grandma’s nose is glowin innit! Eight-bit reindeer glitchin’ on my livestream, Nine layers of tape—gift chaos redeemed! Ten subs rollin’ in, smilin’ like figgy puddin, Eleven bots tryna hate—Jill’s just shruggin’! Twelve wraps done, but my crew says “No!,” Aunt Mays chutney’s been found ho ho! [Bridge] *(Jingle bell breakbeat)* “Jill, your course went viral!”—DMs blowin’ up, But I’m here for the wine, baubles, and holiday cups. Age? Just a filter—glowin’ like LED snow, YouTube fame’s a ride, but the wrapping steals the show! [Verse 3] Now the comments sing, “Queen of the Christmas wrap!”, Jill’s spittin’ wisdom while her coffee runs low—*snap*. Gravy-stained sweaters, chutney jars all done, But my 12 Wraps legacy? Yo, it’s packed with fun. [Outro] *(B**t fades with sleigh bells and a cork pop)* 🎤 “Subscribe for more chaos—Jill and Dave arenever done! Merry Christmas, y’all—wrap hard, have *fun*.” 🎄