The end of the flopping world

THE END OF THE FLOPPING WORLD!!! It all started when— OOOHKAY. Hold on a minute. This feels rrreeeally generic. Classic story starter. It all started when. I really don’t want a cliche like this. But, oh, well. Guess I have no choice. I’m a narrator. I gotta make a living. What would you do? Aaannnnyway… it all started like this. Part 1. The explodening…inginging. Jeremy and Dougal were a normal teenage friend group. “Hello!” “We’re normal!” They went around their normal days, doing normal things. Just there was Dougal. He was quite an idiot sometimes. And it was this idiocy that managed to eventually destroy the universe. But I’m getting ahead. First there was the concert. Chapter 1: The concerterning… Inginging. They were going to a concert, like NORMAL TEENAGERS, when there was… how did they say… a banger. And Dougal, being an idiot, jumped in the air and did a bad thing. “Dougal, don’t do a bad thing!!!” Shouted Jeremy.  “Whatever! I’m an idiot!” He kept jumping. Everyone turned and stared. He got an idea! “EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!” And everyone fell to the floor on their faces.  “Hey, that was fun!” Shouted Randy Omcharacter. “Yeah, it was!” Said the classic Sir I. Diot. “Oh my god, they’re all idiots.” Sighed Jeremy. And so began… Chapter 2: The Newsening…inginging. And so Dougal became famous. Almost as if… overnight. (Well, to be fair, it was.) Every news station wanted an interview with the Do The Flop Guy. He became… world famous. A star. A celebrity. And the best (or worst, if you were Jeremy,) part was that he had no idea. For example, this globally televised interview might show it. Reporter: Hi, Dougal! Dougal:… Um, hi? Reporter: So, this new ‘DO THE FLOP’ sensation, what made you think of that? Dougal: Umm… think? Reporter: Yes, think! It’s a thing with your brain! Dougal: Brain? Reporter: Ha, ha! Such a jokester! End of report. So you see, Dougal had no idea what he had done. And that… was his weakness. Chapter 3: The Explodening… inginging. (Finally!) And so our story begins getting a bit hectic. Because he was so popular, Dougal started holding concerts himself. Ones for the sole purpose of people falling on their faces. But only Jeremy actually researched. He found out that everyone falling on their faces in a concert hall would make the earth e*****e. But only if there was a slight pinch of chilli involved. And that would never happen! But, with Dougal’s lack of brain cells, who knows what might happen?  Meanwhile, at the concert… “Hey, guys! I made my cool cakes tonight!” Shouted Dougal. “Just how I like them, with a slight pinch of chilli involved!!!” He idiotically threw them into the crowd before I could taste them. (I was looking forward to that!) Anyway, he then shouted the words… “EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!!” And the earth began to shake. Everyone flopped on their faces. The earth rumbled. RRRUMBUMBUMBA! (The sound effects are weird. I got a new sound effects guy.)  C-R-R ack!! Huge cracks appeared. Jeremy ran in. “