š¤
Itās 3 AM and we rise from bed,
Coffee in hand, eyes barely ahead.
We clock in early, still half asleep,
But the Red Belt crew runs UPS deep!
Thereās Aidan on the split, movinā real fast,
āTil he oversleeps ā again? ā yeah, that never lasts.
Heās slinginā those boxes, also drives the route,
When he shows up on time, we all cheer and shout!
Then thereās Hope, with a mom-mode vibe,
Speaks her mind loud ā keeps the truth alive.
Married to a driver, knows the job like a book,
If UPS messes up, sheāll give āem the look.
Ted rolls in quiet with a cool, calm mood,
Packs a mean load and keeps it real smooth.
Doesnāt say much, just crushes his shift,
Then peels out the lot like heās Tokyo Drift.
Ken is our ninja, silent and swift,
Moves more boxes than a holiday gift.
Heās humble as heck, but he could be low-key MPV
Vicki takes her time, works at her pace,
Tells tales of the past like a history case.
āBack in my day, it was better, you know!ā
Still movinā strong, even if itās slow.
Jared came in from a warehouse closed,
Jumped right in and totally rose.
Blended with the madness, fit like a glove,
Even UPS said, āYo, this guyās tough!ā
Patrick pops in, not always in sight,
But when heās on Red Belt, the vibe feels right.
A āyesā kind of guy with a permanent grin,
He jumps in to help ā we all hope heāll sub in
And Frank? Oh, Frank⦠where do we begin?
Fast as lightning, heās always all-in.
Self-declared boss, got skills to spare,
Heās in five places at once ā we swear! Heās the GOAT and he knows it ant afraid to show it
Now Lauren, our manager, leads with grace,
Shakinā her head at our wild workplace.
āRemember to stretch, donāt lift too quick!ā
While ducking a package midair trick.
š¶
So hereās to the Red Belt, our pre-dawn crew,
We hustle and grind like true pros do.
Through boxes and chaos, we find our way,
Just a little more tired with each new day.
But we laugh, we bond, we carry that weight,
And somehow still manage to show up at 8.
Itās the Red Belt life ā aināt glamorous, noā¦
But with this crew? Itās the best kind of show! š¤āØ