Ledger Life (Accounting Thug B**t)" 🎤
B**t kicks in: boots & cats, boots & cats...
[Verse 1]
Yo, I wake up early, coffee in my hand,
Spreadsheet soldier, got the ledger on demand.
Clearing them balances, zero to the cent,
Recon so tight, you’d think it was cement.
[Hook]
Clearing gang, we don’t play,
Debits left, credits slay.
Post it up, every day,
Accounting life — CPA! ASC EUROPPPEEEE
[Verse 2]
Credit Management, I’m the gatekeeper,
Chasin’ down payments like a bill reaper.
Terms net thirty? Nah, I’m stricter,
You late? I’m comin’ with the dunnin’ letter scripture.
[Bridge]
GL boss, I’m the posting thug,
Journal entries clean, never sweep under the rug.
Audit trail tight, like a vault with a hug,
Tryna find an error? You gon’ need a plug.
[Hook]
Clearing gang, we don’t play,
Debits left, credits slay.
Post it up, every day,
Accounting life — CPA!
[Outro]
So next time you flex with your flashy bling,
Remember who closes books and makes the cash ring.
We the silent force, the balance kings,
In the world of numbers — we run things.
Mic drop. Calculator slam. 🧾