The Goobing Song

[Intro] [Verse 1] Gather 'round, folks, let’s cheer and sing, ’Bout a waterpark where chaos is king! There’s a slide so tall, it scrapes the sky, Folks who go on it just die! **they die** Lifeguards holler, “Hold on tight!” Or they would, if we just hired some.. right!” [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! Raw hotdogs sizzle, the grill’s a disgrace, But we’re laughin’ through the madness at this place! Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! Come stay a while that would be groovy, We'll watch Drowning, A Goob Lagoon Movie, [Verse 2] People say life's like a slide , But it's a lazy river, enjoy the ride, Lemonade and hot dog rolls, That's the way the goobing goes, There's no pudding, just let it float And i'll be pudding this sausage down your throat, I'm goobing in the river now And I'll be gooning when the lights go down **Oh yeah** The owners coming. Don't make me d***n, I wake. There's doctors all around, Thank the heavens I'm alive, But not many people do survive. **Oh I thought I would die** [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! Raw hotdogs sizzle, the grill’s a disgrace, But we’re laughin’ through the madness at this place! Oh come on now, We're just gettin to know each other, Let's go on some slides now what do you think? [Verse 3] The wait to get in's getting longer, But the weight from Case Oh is much stronger, **he's very fat** I met his mom, and dad, and Cheeka, Now my hatrid feels much weaker, This place is a place of joy, not hate, **Unless you have a serious heart condition, are diabetic or are easily killed by earthquakes of magnintude 9 point 8** Now the snack shack’s callin’—what’s on the tray? It's another hotdog not cooked today, The empty pools, they have no warning, But I'll be goobing til tomorrow morning. [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! Raw hotdogs sizzle, the grill’s a disgrace, But we’re laughin’ through the madness at this place! Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! Come stay a while that would be groovy, We'll watch Drowning, A Goob Lagoon Movie, [Bridge] I love you and you love me too, We'll goob each other off in the changing room Now stop that language, that's just foul, Let's get outta here. Get me a towel. What a place to be wet, Dakota's death we will forget, Go to caymart, get chocolate bars, And we'll eat them underneath the Stars [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! Come stay a while that would be groovy, We'll watch Drowning, A Goob Lagoon Movie, Oh-oh-oh, Goob Lagoon, Amoebas in the pool from dawn til noon! When you're here nothing can go wrong, So we'll call this the Goobing song **The Goobing Song** [Outro]