The Dank Knight

[Intro] (Dramatic Narrator Voice) "In the darkest depths of Gotham City... two eternal enemies face off once more... but wait... what's that smell?" [Verse 1] (Upbeat 60s Surf Rock) Batman's in the Batmobile, chasing Joker through the night, Another Tuesday evening, another pointless f***t, Joker stole some laughing gas, Batman's super mad, Round and round they go again—honestly, it's kinda sad! But what if there's a way to make these frenemies get along? What if peace in Gotham starts with passing round a bong? [Chorus] (Anthemic & High Energy) Why can't we all just hit a bong? (Background Vocals: Can't we all just hit a bong!) Joker, Bats, just get along! (Background Vocals: Everyone just sing along!) Put the Batarangs away, Drop the joy buzzers today, Let's all get along! (Shouted: Pass the bong!) [Verse 2] (Spy Jazz with a groove) Now they're sitting on Trump's couch, he's got a plan so bright, "Listen up you two, we're gonna fix this f***t tonight!" Hands them both the Presidential peace pipe, here we go, One puff, two puff—Gotham's greatest buddies start to glow! Joker's giggling, Batman's grinning, Trump just saved the day, "See? I told you folks, I make the best deals, by the way!" [Chorus] (High Energy Finale) Why can't we all just hit a bong? (Background Vocals: Can't we all just hit a bong!) Enemies become best chums, Share some Bat-snacks, b**t those drums! Gotham's greatest mystery solved— Trump's the reason peace evolved! (HEY!) Pass the bong! [Outro] (Narrator over a fading Surf Guitar riff) "And so, Gotham learned that sometimes... the answer was friendship all along." (Chorus: Can't we all just hit a bong!)