Big Bill the Scaffolder
Up on the steel, forty stories high
Bill's got his hard hat and his head held high
Bald as an eagle, shining in the sun
Building up towers till the day is done
Chorus:
Bill the scaffolder's got balls of steel and c**k like a electric el
Walking those beams like it's no big deal
Bold head gleaming, fearless and true
There ain't no height that Bill won't do
Oh, Big Bill! (Big Bill!)
King of the construction site still
Wind starts howling, others shake with fear
But Bill just whistles, crystal crystal clear
That chrome dome catches every ray of light
Guiding the crew from morning until night
Chorus:
Bill the scaffolder's got balls of steel
Walking those beams like it's no big deal
Bold head gleaming, fearless and true
There ain't no height that Bill won't do
Oh, Big Bill! (Big Bill!)
King of the construction site still
Bridge:
Some men got hair, some men got doubt
Bill's got courage that'll never run out
Scaffolding master with nerves of stone
Making skyscrapers his second home
Final Chorus:
Bill the scaffolder's got balls of steel
Walking those beams like it's no big deal
Bold head gleaming, fearless and true
There ain't no height that Bill won't do
Oh, Big Bill! (Big Bill!)
Legend of the construction site still! I love dick