The midget on my doorstep was begging for money, so I kicked him in the head and thought it was funny, but in the distance, limping out of sight, I saw Ronny's nan and it gave me a fright, eat the soap, get in the bath, you better get ot of granny Schillers path, RONNY, her massive forehead was shining in the sun, the only thing to do now was to leg it and run, I shouldn't get sad or I shouldn't get whiny, or else Ronnys nan will give a spanking to my hiney, eat the soap, get in the bath, you better get out of granny Schillers path, RONNY, her voice is cracked more than the ground, when she falls over and makes a giant POUND, now I was cornered and in her reach, now thinking about it, her shirt needs a bleech, eat the soap, get in the bath, you better get out of granny Schillers path, RONNY
