[Verse 1]You showed up late to my birthday brunchWith lipstick

[Verse 1] You showed up late to my birthday brunch With lipstick on your shirt — oh, was she fun? Said it’s just a friend, yeah, cool excuse Do all your “friends” wear Jimmy Choo’s? You gaslit me like it was foreplay Made me feel insane in a cute way Told your mom I was “just a phase” But kept my pics — just in case? [Pre-Chorus] Oh, you really had me fooled Oh, I Thought your chaos was kinda cool But baby, I’ve got news for you... [Chorus] Congrats on loooosing me! Hope your new girl loves your lies and therapy Bet she’ll frame your texts like modern poetry Oops, did I overshare? That’s so me Congrats on losing me! I was the prize, now you’re stuck on read receipts Go write a song — oh wait, you’d need a b**t Just one more boy who peaked at twenty-three Congrats on loooosing me! [Verse 2] You always cried when I called you out Then claimed you “hate drama” (with a pout) Blocked me, then unblocked for fun Like I’m your ex and your number one? Told your friends I was “so intense” Guess I should’ve just made less sense I won’t play the villain in your tale But if I did, I’d still outsell [Pre-Chorus] Oh, the spotlight's yours, go shine In your mess of half-truths and wine But darling, I wrote your goodbye… [Chorus] Congrats on loooosing me! Hope your new girl loves your lies and therapy Bet she’ll frame your texts like modern poetry Oops, did I overshare? That’s so me Congrats on losing me! I was the prize, now you’re stuck on read receipts Go write a song — oh wait, you’d need a b**t Just one more boy who peaked at twenty-three Congrats on loooosing me! [Bridge] Now I’m the voice inside your head In every joke she doesn’t get You’ll think of me, oh what a thrill You lost the girl — and I paid the bill [Final Chorus] Congrats on loooosing me! Guess your ghost stories all start with “she” I’m the plot twist in your history Too bad I left before the sequel, sweetie Congrats on loooosing me! Post my pics like we’re still meant to be Sorry babe, I don’t date me