Farting on Fido(Verse 1) Woke up this mornin’, sun was shini

Farting on Fido (Verse 1) Woke up this mornin’, sun was shinin’ bright, Had my coffee, dog by my side, what a sight, Remember last summer, we were runnin’ in the park, You chased those squirrels, I laughed 'til it got dark. (Chorus) But then it happened, oh what a blast, I lifted my leg, you know it happened fast, Farting on Fido, didn't mean to offend, But I swear it was an accident, my furry best friend. (Verse 2) At the picnic, I was feelin’ fine, Hamburgers, hotdogs, all that good dine, But when I felt the rumble, I knew it was time, To let it rip, oh boy, what a crime! (Chorus) But then it happened, oh what a blast, I lifted my leg, you know it happened fast, Farting on Fido, didn't mean to offend, But I swear it was an accident, my furry best friend. (Bridge) Running through the backyard, you’d wag your tail, But that day at the vet, it was a funny tale, The doctor laughed hard, said it’s just gas, But I felt so guilty, oh how time does pass. (Verse 3) Now I’m here, tellin’ my story so true, Laughin’ at the moments, just me and you, Through all the mishaps, the funny and rough, Farting on Fido, we’ve had enough! (Chorus) But then it happened, oh what a blast, I lifted my leg, you know it happened fast, Farting on Fido, didn't mean to offend, But I swear it was an accident, my furry best friend. (Outro) So here’s to the laughter, the memories we share, Farting on Fido, it’s a love that’s rare, Through all of our giggles, we’ll never part ways, Just me and my dog, ridin’ out our days. Farting on Fido, hey, it’s just our way!