(Verse 1)
Yo, Cropperâs on the zoot again, wobblinâ like a drunk clown,
Takes one drag, COUGHâCOUGH, whole damn house shakes down.
Neighbours think itâs thunder, windows buzzinâ from the blast,
Manâs lungs sound like a tractor thatâs runninâ out of gas.
(Hook)
Cropper the wank smowk, bro youâre too baked,
Eyes half-open like a jack russell thatâs been brayed.
Stoned to the bone, lookinâ lost in your own zone,
Every toke you takeâs a natural disaster in our home.
(Verse 2)
Red-eyed gremlin, sittin' slumped like a broken gnome,
One more cough and youâll rearrange the whole damn home.
Says heâs chillinâ, but his chest says âhelp me, mate,â
Soundinâ like heâs tryinâ to summon demons when he ventilates.
(Hook)
Cropper the wank smowk, bro youâre too baked,
Eyes half-open like a jack russell thatâs been brayed.
Stoned and confused like your brain's gone walkabout,
Puff-puff-KA-BOOM â another structural shout.