(Verse 1)
Hey Loof, can we talk for a sec?
I know I left a dish, but give me a check
You always act like it’s the end of the world
Just ‘cause I rolled my eyes or didn’t fold a shirt
(Pre-Chorus)
You don’t even leave the couch, you just scroll
But you act like taking my phone is your goal
One little thing, and I’m gone for a month
Like girl, c’mon, that punishment’s blunt
(Chorus)
Please don’t ground me, Loof, I’m beggin’ you now
I’ll clean the whole house, I’ll take the trash out
Don’t lock my phone in that drawer of doom
I swear I’ll be good, don’t send me to my room
You’re lazy but loud, always calling my bluff
Loof, you grounding me? That’s just too much
(Verse 2)
You say “I’m disrespectful,” like what did I do?
Just said “okay” and now I’m through?
You dye your hair every other day
But I miss one chore and I gotta pay?
(Pre-Chorus)
You don’t cook, don’t clean, just watch TV
But somehow you’ve got all this power on me
Can’t scroll TikTok, can’t text my friends
Loof, this punishment never ends!
(Chorus)
Please don’t ground me, Loof, I’m beggin’ you now
I’ll fold all your laundry, won’t even pout
Don’t take my phone, that’s cruel and rough
I swear on Buster, I’ve had enough
You call me lazy but I do more stuff
Loof, you grounding me? That’s just too much
(Bridge)
You say “I’m the mom, don’t test me”
But I just want Wi-Fi and some peace
You love to ground me like it’s a game
But Loof, girl, this is gettin’ insane
(Final Chorus)
Please don’t ground me, Loof, I’m on my knees
I’ll do the dishes, just don’t take my screens
Don’t make me live like it’s 2002
Without my phone, I don’t know what to do
You’re lazy, Loof, but you’re way too tough
Groundin’ me again? Loof, that’s enough