please don’t ground me

(Verse 1) Hey Loof, can we talk for a sec? I know I left a dish, but give me a check You always act like it’s the end of the world Just ‘cause I rolled my eyes or didn’t fold a shirt (Pre-Chorus) You don’t even leave the couch, you just scroll But you act like taking my phone is your goal One little thing, and I’m gone for a month Like girl, c’mon, that punishment’s blunt (Chorus) Please don’t ground me, Loof, I’m beggin’ you now I’ll clean the whole house, I’ll take the trash out Don’t lock my phone in that drawer of doom I swear I’ll be good, don’t send me to my room You’re lazy but loud, always calling my bluff Loof, you grounding me? That’s just too much (Verse 2) You say “I’m disrespectful,” like what did I do? Just said “okay” and now I’m through? You dye your hair every other day But I miss one chore and I gotta pay? (Pre-Chorus) You don’t cook, don’t clean, just watch TV But somehow you’ve got all this power on me Can’t scroll TikTok, can’t text my friends Loof, this punishment never ends! (Chorus) Please don’t ground me, Loof, I’m beggin’ you now I’ll fold all your laundry, won’t even pout Don’t take my phone, that’s cruel and rough I swear on Buster, I’ve had enough You call me lazy but I do more stuff Loof, you grounding me? That’s just too much (Bridge) You say “I’m the mom, don’t test me” But I just want Wi-Fi and some peace You love to ground me like it’s a game But Loof, girl, this is gettin’ insane (Final Chorus) Please don’t ground me, Loof, I’m on my knees I’ll do the dishes, just don’t take my screens Don’t make me live like it’s 2002 Without my phone, I don’t know what to do You’re lazy, Loof, but you’re way too tough Groundin’ me again? Loof, that’s enough