(Verse 1)
Yo, Dan's on the grind, Steam's his playground
Got a rep for 100%in', ain't no one gonna take him down
Marvel's Spider-Man, he swung through the night
Got every trophy shinin' bright, no stone left unturned in sight
(Chorus)
Dan's runnin' out of games, he's on a quest
Got every achievement, he's the ultimate test
From Miles to Lego Wars, he's conquered them all
Now he's searchin' high and low, for the next big fall
(Verse 2)
The Elder Scrolls, Oblivion's where he made his mark
Saved the world from Mehrunes Dagon's dark spark
Elden Ring, he conquered the Lands Between
Got every trophy, no challenge unseen
(Chorus)
Dan's runnin' out of games, he's on a quest
Got every achievement, he's the ultimate test
From Miles to Lego Wars, he's conquered them all
Now he's searchin' high and low, for the next big fall
(Verse 3)
Spider-Man 2, he took down the Sinister Six
Got the platinum trophy, and a story to fix
He's the king of Steam, with a library so vast
But now he's stuck, with nothin' to amass
(Bridge)
He's got the skills, he's got the flair
But the games are gettin' scarce, he's stuck in the air
He needs a challenge, somethin' new to claim
Or he'll be stuck in limbo, with nothin' to gain
(Chorus)
Dan's runnin' out of games, he's on a quest
Got every achievement, he's the ultimate test
From Miles to Lego Wars, he's conquered them all
Now he's searchin' high and low, for the next big fall
(Outro)
So if you're a dev, with a game to share
Dan's your guy, he'll 100% it with care
He's the master of Steam, with a heart of gold
But he needs more games, or he'll grow old!