Too Cool for Idle (Channel Racer) v1

[Verse 1] There he goes, cruisin’ through the channel, Signs say “Idle,” but he grabs the throttle handle. Bow up high like he’s catchin’ air, Meanwhile, Grandma’s kayak’s barely there. He blew right past that bright red buoy, Guess reading signs just ain't his duty. Either he's lost, or he thinks he’s VIP — But he’s wakin' the ducks and splashin' me! [Chorus] 🎶 He’s too cool for idle, just can’t go slow, Puts on a show in a no-wake zone. While we’re mindin’ rules and takin’ it chill, He’s makin’ waves like it’s a Navy drill. Hey buddy — this ain’t a title… It’s a channel, not a track — try idle! 🎶 [Verse 2] We’re floatin’ gently like the signs all said, He’s throwin’ wake like he’s three steps ahead. Maybe he’s clueless, maybe he’s bold, But that rooster tail’s gettin’ pretty old. Pontoon sways, the dog falls in, He zips right by with a toothy grin. If ignorance is bliss, he's on vacation — In the middle of our lake-side meditation. [Chorus] 🎶 Too cool for idle, just passin’ through, Must think “no wake” don’t apply to you. You skim that water like you own the place, But you're just sprayin’ kids in an inner tube race. Next time, try readin’ the title — It’s not the Autobahn… it’s idle! 🎶 [Bridge] Maybe you missed it, maybe you know, Maybe you’re just puttin’ on a show. But when your boat rocks my grandma’s chair, You might just earn a lifeguard’s glare. [Final Chorus] 🎶 Too cool for idle, a legend, no doubt, Till the lake patrol takes your ego out. That “No Wake Zone” ain’t just a phrase — It’s the law, not a trend or a passing phase. So back it down, don’t go full-throttle — Or get ready for a ticket and a wake-sized bottle! 🎶