Bench Chaos and the Goal Embrace

[Intro] [Verse 1] Suits on the sidelines, he’s yellin’ at the sky, Red tie flappin’, arms up high, “Why?!” Caption’s flashin’, “He killed the couch tonight,” Bench’s shakin’, chaos in plain sight. Green jersey’s drippin’, ball glued to his feet, Dodges defenders, but the plot’s got a twist— Blue meets green, they’re huggin’ mid-stride, Laughter erupts, tension takes a back ride! [Pre-Chorus] Ref’s whistle’s silent, the crowd’s on the floor, Coach is screamin’ like he’s winnin’ a w*r, Angry emoji’s floatin’ over his head, “Someone hold me back!”—but they laugh instead. [Chorus] Bench chaos, goal embrace, Fire emojis fill the space! Hug the rival, break the game’s face, Meme the madness, go viral—lightning pace! [Verse 2] Net’s bulgin’ quiet, ball’s in—no cheer, Coach hits the turf, “Is this real?!” facepalm fear. White-robed savior’s checkin’ his pulse, Laugh-cry emoji—no one’s takin’ the fall. Green jersey smirkin’, strolls off like a king, Left the drama burnin’, let the sidelines sing! [Bridge] Cut! To the replay—it’s huggin’ on loop, Coach’s meltdown’s got the whole world shook. Serious sport? Nah, it’s slapstick gold, Passion’s a joke when the memes take hold! [Chorus] Bench chaos, goal embrace, Fire emojis fill the space! Hug the rival, break the game’s face, Meme the madness, go viral—lightning pace! [Outro]