“Welcome to the Parenting Circus”

(Verse 1) I woke up this morning with toys across the floor, Somebody’s in pajamas trying to sneak out the door. One sock on the ceiling, the other on the fan, And a superhero costume on the dog — oh man! (Chorus) 🎪 Welcome to the parenting circus, everyone come play, Where bedtime takes forever and the fun won’t go away. We’re juggling snacks and giggles, balloons and bubble goo, The funniest show on earth is the kids we’re raising too! (Verse 2) They ask a million questions like “Why is grass so green?” Then dress up in the laundry like a royal king or queen. The couch becomes a rocket, the floor is lava hot, And suddenly they’ve vanished — uh oh, what’s the plot? (Pre-Chorus) Snack time’s every five minutes, Bedtime’s a magic trick, And when they finally close their eyes… You grab Netflix real quick. (Chorus) 🎪 Welcome to the parenting circus, come and take a seat, Where breakfast might be pancakes or a dance with jelly feet. We’re balancing on laughter, balloons, and big “peek-boos,” The funniest show on earth is the kids we’re raising too! (Bridge) They’ll wear their rain boots sideways, a hat made out of socks, Pretend the cat’s a dragon and the fridge is full of blocks. A cardboard box is a castle, the broomstick is a horse, And you’re the royal chauffeur on their “roller coaster course!” (Verse 3) They whisper “I’m not tired” while yawning super wide, They want three bedtime stories, then four, then five. You tuck them in with blankets, they giggle and they grin, And suddenly they’re snoring with a teddy on their chin. (Final Chorus) 🎪 Welcome to the parenting circus, the spotlight’s shining bright, With clowns in their pajamas doing cartwheels every night. We cheer and laugh together, the show’s for me and you… The funniest show on earth is the kids we’re raising too! 🎶