It's Asian night Tallbackens Bar got that disco light It's Asian night Slurpin' ramen feels just right Camilla's wok is spittin' flame Andreas cooks like it’s Iron Chef fame Soy eggs wiggle, pork belly sings We deep-fry dreams and dumpling things Tobias broke his back — surprise! Just like his dad, it paralyzed Kent took one look and said ā€œMy son… When the back goes snap, the cookin’s doneā€ ā€œDon’t even try to hold his beer— Once the spine says no, he’s outta hereā€ Now Tobias sits like a ramen judge While Kent chugs lagers with zero grudge It's Asian night Funky broth and back pain plight It’s Asian night Pork, pride, and a noodle f***t!