Bald head brighter than a bathroom light, Blinds the crowd when
6/19/2025Aria v1
Bald head brighter than a bathroom light,
Blinds the crowd when he walks at night.
Tried to sit ā couch yelled, āI quit!ā
Even his shadow said, āBro, Iām not fit!ā
Belly so wide, got its own postcode,
When he jogs, the Wi-Fi goes in airplane mode.
Flexes in the mirror like heās gym class gold ā
But the only thing ripped... is the shirt he sold!
