Bald head brighter than a bathroom light, Blinds the crowd when
6/19/2025Aria v1
Bald head brighter than a bathroom light,
Blinds the crowd when he walks at night.
Tried to sit — couch yelled, “I quit!”
Even his shadow said, “Bro, I’m not fit!”
Belly so wide, got its own postcode,
When he jogs, the Wi-Fi goes in airplane mode.
Flexes in the mirror like he’s gym class gold —
But the only thing ripped... is the shirt he sold!
