Hey, filthy faggot all alone in your room.
Hey, pervy piggy looking for someone to degrade you.
I’m the cucumber boy
I was a faggot and a piggy just like you
I’m the cucumber boy
but now I am a laughing stock on THUG HQ
Their serves is filled with mean and ruthless thugs
They’ll expose you
they’ll degrade you
they’ll humiliate you
They’ll treat you like a piece of shit
Say bye bye to your social life and your self-esteem
Be ready to exceed any limit
Be ready to sink into the pit
Join now to feel what I mean
I’m the cucumber boy
I was a faggot and a piggy just like you
I’m the cucumber boy
but now I am a laughing stock on THUG HQ
An you can be too!