Daniel, not handsome, that’s no surprise,
Finally got a girl, but only ‘thanks to your friends tried.
Think you’re better than them? Man, that’s a lie,
You’re last in the race while they’re flying high.
Your romance ain’t no fairy tale, just plain facts,
Ava’s texting someone else, behind your back.
You’re busy daydreaming, thinking love’s all true,
While she’s out there slipping, nothing you can do.
You’re off enjoying Korea, having your fun,
Leaving her bored and lonely, like she’s just no one. Leaving a poor little soul in pain.
Acting like a king, but you’re barely a pawn,
Playing with hearts while she’s waiting ‘til dawn.
Think you’re generous, thoughtful, acting all proud,
But bro, you’re just dumb, lost deep in the dumb thoughts.
You stumble through life, can’t get your act right,
Trying to shine, but you’re dim in the light.
So here’s the truth, Daniel, no sugar, no gloss—
You’re the joke of the group, and you always will be, one.
