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LANDOOOOOOOO McMeal Deal 4.99 Car park Monaco vibes He pressed the DRS but it summoned a duck , Crying Minion pit crew screaming “our luck,” Greggs sausage roll on the steering wheel, P9 to P2, that’s the Norris meal deal. LANDO LEGEND, PODIUM FINAL Pepsi Max champagne, chaos revival, Baby crying louder than the engine survival, Brainrot racing, McLaren’s denial. Tesco Meal Deal in the cockpit seat, Spotify blasting “Mr. Brightside” on repeat, Emoji spammed in the paddock like confetti, Team radio just says: “bruv, the tyres aren’t ready.” Alarm clock rings at lap 39, Wayne Rooney Minion waves the chequered line, F1 memes cooking like fries in a bucket, Lando just laughs and says “yeah send it" LANDO LEGEND, PODIUM FINAL Duck emoji, sausage roll, cursed recital, Greggs in the cool-down room, totally primal, Meme king Norris, confusion’s his title. LANDO BABY Up the McLaren… trust the process lad…