Caffeine Crunch and Pickle P***h

[Intro] [Verse 1] We’re brewing chaos in a mismatched jar, You’re roasted dark, I’m briny bizarre. Espresso veins and pickle spine, Tonight we’ll smash the borderline! The grinders scream, the vinegar bites, A birthday blast to split the night— You’re caffeine fire, I’m sour crunch, Two freaks colliding in a lunchbox p***h! [Chorus] Blow out the flames, let the jar e*****e, We’re acid-tongued in a sugar-coated ode! To the bean who fuels my twisted brain, Happy birthday, let’s erupt this plain! [Verse 2] You steam through Mondays, I ferment the funk, Drip rage like latte art in a storm-sunk truck. We’re bitter-sweet, a volatile brew, Mug-slinging rebels in a decaf zoo! Stomp the grounds, pickle juice rain, Our friendship’s a r**t—no rules, no chain! [Breakdown] *Caffeine c***h! Vinegar smash!* *Burn the candles, torch the trash!* *Bean and brine, we’ll never align—* *But chaos is our valentine!* [Bridge] To the queen of roasted skies, I’ll chug your wrath, you’ll taste my lies. A toast to flaws, to mismatched parts, We’re masterpieces stitched with shards! [Outro] [Chorus Reprise] Blow out the flames, let the jar e*****e, We’re acid-tongued in a sugar-coated ode! To the bean who fuels my twisted brain, Happy birthday—let’s *die screaming* insane! [Outro]