T.J. the GOAT, there’s no debate
Declared Independence
For our sakes
All men created equal
But that’s not true
T.J the 3rd
Jefferson rules!!
A president so great
He had a great stone face
And not that white-haired dude
But his neighbor T.J.
At first, he was secretary.
The Secretary of State
For years he served the president
Feeling very great
But after 8 years he’s
So tired of his job
He wanted something greater
No one will forget
T.J. the GOAT, there’s no debate
Declared Independence
For our sakes
All men created equal
But that’s not true
T.J the 3rd
Jefferson rules!!
T.J. ran for office, lost by 3
To that John Adams scum
But he was the V.P.
And argued a lot
For Adams was dumb
Four years after
Running Adams once more
Who won that time?
That’s right, T.J.
T.J. the GOAT, there’s no debate
Declared Independence
For our sakes
All men created equal
But that’s not true
T.J the 3rd
Jefferson rules!!
He was finally President
And that was his story
As a founding father, politician and writer
Until his rest on Rushmore
And now you know why.
Thomas is king!!!!!