🎤🔥 KEV DISS TRACK: “Jess-tastrophe”

⸻ (Intro – whispered Kevishly) Yo Jess… You messed with the Kev, now it’s Kevoken time. Let me Kevsplode. Mic? Kev’d. Let’s go. ⸻ (Verse 1) Jess rolled in with a sass parade, Talkin’ big game like she Kevslayed. But your jokes? Expired. Kevdated. Tried to roast me? Girl, you Kevitated. You Jessplain things, like you invented vibes, But Kev got more sauce than your horoscope tribes. Your clapbacks weak, your comebacks bendy, Jess so lost, she uses a Kev-tomtom to find Wendy. ⸻ (Chorus) You Jess-sturbed the Kevverse, now it’s w*r, Throwin’ soft jabs while I k**k in the door. You Jess-up, I Kev-upgrade — You throw glitter, I throw Kevgrenades. ⸻ (Verse 2) Jess drinks tea like it’s major news, Kev sips chaos in designer shoes. She “accidentally” drunk texts the squad, Kev don’t drunk text — I Kevtificate God. Jess says she’s fierce, she says she’s a queen, But Kev’s got more crown than your whole scene. You Jess-laugh loud, I Kevlaugh louder, Your Wi-Fi’s weak, I run on Kevpower. ⸻ (Bridge – slow it down) Jess, you’re wild — a whole sitcom, But in this Kevworld? You just a dot com. Tryna play boss, but girl, it’s a test… And spoiler alert: you failed the Kevpress. ⸻ (Final Chorus – drop the heat) You Jess-messy, I’m Kev-clean, I’m a Kevnado, you a gentle breeze queen. Keep tryin’ to roast me with that Jess flair… But I’ll Kevroast you while brushing my Kevhair. ⸻ (Outro – mic drop noise) Jess, I love ya… But next time you come for Kev, Bring snacks. Cuz you just got Kevserved.