Pepsi wear I like it

[Intro Funky Bass] (Ohhh, yeah... what’s that fizzin’ back there?) [Verse 1] I was chillin’ at the beach, sippin’ soda, feelin’ fine, Sunshine on my cheeks and a groove in my spine. But then I took a tumble, hit the cooler just right, Now I’m dancin’ strange and screamin’ through the night! [Chorus] Pepsi in the butt, oh what a surprise! Got me shakin’ my hips and rollin’ my eyes. Bubbles got me bouncin’ like a disco delight, Pepsi in the butt, man, it’s a wild ride tonight! [Verse 2] Told my friends the story, they laughed till they cried, One said, “You carbonated your backside!” Now I'm a legend from the pier to the hut, The guy who slipped and took a Pepsi in the butt. [Chorus] Pepsi in the butt, oh what a surprise! Got me shakin’ my hips and rollin’ my eyes. Bubbles got me bouncin’ like a disco delight, Pepsi in the butt, man, it’s a wild ride tonight! [Bridge - Spoken Word Groove] Doctor said, “Son, you’re fine, but damn, That soda got lodged like a battering ram.” Told me to dance it off and keep it cool, Now I moonwalk sideways like a funky fool! [Chorus - Big Finish] Pepsi in the butt, oh what a surprise! Got me shakin’ my hips and rollin’ my eyes. Fizzin’ with flavor where the sun don’t shine, Pepsi in the butt, feelin’ mighty fine! [Outro] (Next time I sit, I check the ice... twice.) [Fade Out]