SANTA GOES VIRAL

[Intro] [Verse] December is the coolest month When childlike minds lactate with lists Of techno toys and trendy bumph New neon names turn thoughts to mist [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Verse] Yet as the ponderous pen does touch My memo for the Lapland Lord Some gifts can cost a bit too much For two years on I may be bored [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Verse] And though my sack may lighter be Yet vaccine vein can weigh with joy I’ll thank the space beneath my tree And days to come as man and boy [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Break] [Verse] December is the coolest month When childlike minds lactate with lists Of techno toys and trendy bumph New neon names turn thoughts to mist [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Verse] Yet as the ponderous pen does touch My memo for the Lapland Lord Some gifts can cost a bit too much For two years on I may be bored [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Verse] And though my sack may lighter be Yet vaccine vein can weigh with joy I’ll thank the space beneath my tree And days to come as man and boy [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Chorus] So I’ll forgo the Delta jet And give the Beta ball the boot No more the Omicron robot I’ll swap the Gamma game for loot [Outro]